Studying is EPIC.

So I've spent the past 3 days studying physics.

I've been studying Electromagnetism and Vectors.

In fact, I've

Drawn enough Free Body Diagrams to traverse the world's great seas.

-Imagine being Neo in the Matrix but instead of seeing everything in binary, you see everything in Free Body Diagrams!

Conquered alphas, betas, and gammas as Alexander the Great did the world.

-It would make me king of Greek letters.

Moved tiny electrons as if I were a slave building the Egyptian Pyramids.

-I wish I had some pulleys.

Punched so many numbers on my calculator it would make Muhammad Ali proud.

-*Cue Eye of the Tiger as you envision someone punching numbers on a Casio calculator in rapid succession*

Used so many pieces of pencil graphite that if I just scrunched up all the Carbon, I could probably have a pretty big diamond by now.

-Imagine just scribbling all over a paper, scrunching it up and POW, you get a diamond. Alchemy at its greatest.

Exhausted so much paper that I'm expecting treehuggers to bang on my door any minute.

-Solution: Switch to composite paper.

Practiced my flips (of book pages) so much that I could be an Olympic gymnast.

-Best way to just "learn by the books".

Drank so much energy that I could have formed a black hole in my stomach.

-I think black holes in your stomach are called ulcers...

Wasted so much time on DotA.

-Waste.