Narcissists believe that the light at the end of the tunnel is actually their reflection, which is why they are drawn to it.
If there is a mirror in your room when you give birth to a narcissist, you've automatically had twins.
It's impossible to commit identity theft on a narcissist, because they only carry photo ID credit cards.
A narcissist's 4-number PIN is easy to guess because it will always be the largest number, 9999.
Einstein's theory of relativity does not apply to narcissists because a narcissist does not acknowledge the fact that they can be compared to something.
In a narcissist's vocabulary, the word "absolute" is redundant because it is assumed.
In a narcissist's vocabulary, the word "best" does not exist because it is assumed.
Narcissists are natural romantics because they will always talk about your I's.
A narcissists speech impediment is not a lisp, it's an echo.
The word imperfect is actually "I'm perfect".
Narcissist artists can only draw self-portraits.
Narcissists treat everyone equally because everyone is equally not as perfect as the narcissist.
Narcissists are incapable of discrimination because there are only two categories from a narcissist's point of view: himself and everybody else.
A narcissist does not "lose". You were "allowed to win".
Narcissists are very understanding people, because if they are not, the commoners will revolt.
A narcissist will never believe what you have to say to him unless you convince him that he is right.
Narcissists are never caught "off-guard". They are caught "pretending not to know".
--To be continued...
If there is a mirror in your room when you give birth to a narcissist, you've automatically had twins.
It's impossible to commit identity theft on a narcissist, because they only carry photo ID credit cards.
A narcissist's 4-number PIN is easy to guess because it will always be the largest number, 9999.
Einstein's theory of relativity does not apply to narcissists because a narcissist does not acknowledge the fact that they can be compared to something.
In a narcissist's vocabulary, the word "absolute" is redundant because it is assumed.
In a narcissist's vocabulary, the word "best" does not exist because it is assumed.
Narcissists are natural romantics because they will always talk about your I's.
A narcissists speech impediment is not a lisp, it's an echo.
The word imperfect is actually "I'm perfect".
Narcissist artists can only draw self-portraits.
Narcissists treat everyone equally because everyone is equally not as perfect as the narcissist.
Narcissists are incapable of discrimination because there are only two categories from a narcissist's point of view: himself and everybody else.
A narcissist does not "lose". You were "allowed to win".
Narcissists are very understanding people, because if they are not, the commoners will revolt.
A narcissist will never believe what you have to say to him unless you convince him that he is right.
Narcissists are never caught "off-guard". They are caught "pretending not to know".
--To be continued...
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