Dear Reader

You are bad.

A is for awful

B is for bad

C is for crazy

D is for dumb

E is for emo

F is for fat

G is for gross

H is for hideous

I is for idiot

J is for jealous

K is for klutz

L is for lazy

M is for mean

N is for naughty

O is for offensive

P is for pathetic

Q is for queer

R is for retarded

S is for selfish

T is for terrible

U is for ugly

V is for vain

W is for weird

X is for xenophobic

Y is for yucky

Z is for zero good things about you.